There was an old Woman who lived in a Shoe .....

The original...

"There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, she had so many children she didn't know what to do. She gave them some broth without any bread. She whipped them all soundly and put them to bed."

My version....

"There was a (youngish) woman who had children of two, she had so many shoes she didn't know what to do. She couldn't afford food, so she only ate bread. She cleaned the shoes lovingly and slept with them in bed."

I may have a problem. These are just my 'casuals'.